You know sometimes when you're watching a live performance of some sort and it's really not going so well or the audience just "isn't feeling it," and you feel a little "uncomfortable," you start to sweat, shaking your head slowly in disbelief/disapproval, and you look around and it's like everyone's looking at you like you're the terrible performer giving the terrible performance on stage and the whole room just suddenly becomes a soul-sucking vacuum and you're one wish (after you wish for more wishes) is that someone would just to rip the person(s) off stage to end the agony. Well, that's a glimpse into my fragile emotional state while watching this movie. Except I was on a plane. And I just had to suffer through it.

Rating: -1000
Advise: See it if you want but we're not responsible.